Place: the homefront
Mission: inspect candy for presence of legendary razor-blade-or-needle-in-candy-bar
Last trick-or-treaters arrive: my children, disguised as Saints Agnes, Ignatius Loyola, Cecilia, Therese, and their tiny infant leader-- the Blessed Virgin Mary.
Pretty cute. I distract them and try to identify the candy I'll steal later.
All quiet on the homefront. No eggs on house.
Have a blessed All Saints' Day.