I have often wondered what the St. Louis Post-Dispatch was good for, other than emergency coffee filtration and papier mache science-project volcanoes.
After reading its oh-so-timely editorial on Pope Benedict and the Prisoner of Swedish Television, now I know.
Toilet paper.
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The Post isn't out of business yet?
You actually purchase that newspaper???
Timman,
I hate to break the news to you, but I bet if you use the Post as toilet paper with an indoor plumbing system, it will probably clog the pipes...so I would not suggest using it for that either.
TiP
It makes a fairly good liner for my cat litter box.
I figured that about...1983, as a wee lad.
I still visit the website from time to time - only for the sports page. Otherwise...
This is entirely predictable from them. "...an ultra-conservative organization." There is no greater sin in their view. Whatever it means.
The comics are good.
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