08 February 2009

Funny

Just to lighten things up a little in the midst of sorrow, this is a neat list from the Politickles blog called, 

Lying Words & What They Really Mean

  • Climate change: Unless you do what I say, the temperature will go up or down
  • Pro-choice: I have the right to kill anyone who annoys me
  • Social justice: I should be praying, but agitating is more fun
  • Peace: Surrender
  • Bailout: Boondoggle
  • Balance: Imbalance
  • Diversity: It’s all good
  • It’s all good: I have absolutely no standards
  • You’re trying to impose your values on me: I’m trying to impose my values on you
  • For the children: It’s all about me
  • 2 comments:

    Peter bar Jonah said...

    The Pro Choice, the Peace (tries not to think of the French), and the Children ones are hilarious. This is a great post Tim :)

    Anonymous said...

    In the spirit of the age;
    Antisemite: Not someone who dislikes Jews but rather someone who is disliked by certain Jews (Joe Sobran/notorious antisemite.)