26 August 2009

Historical Biblical Evidence Uncovered by Martin Luther

"See, it says in First Corinthians that no effeminate or lier with mankind will enter the Kingdom of God, UNLESS he is in a committed relationship; if so, he can also be a Lutheran minister."

"P.S.  Write in "alone" just after "faith", in Romans, while you're at it."


X said...

Luther also considered birth control a "greater atrocity than incest or adultery." Apparently Luther is not a Lutheran.

Anonymous said...

oh hahaha how funny.