- Homebrew is strong stuff.
- I am too old and fat to comfortably pass the summer in this town.
- NBA officiating is incompetent at best, corrupt at worst.
- I need to get my home computer fixed.
"You are the new recruit? All right, you are engaged."
'"I really have no experience..."
"No one has any experience of the battle of Armageddon."
"But I'm really unfit..."
"You are willing, that is enough."
"Now, really, I know of no occupation for which mere willingness is the final test."
"I do. Martyrs. I am sending you to your death. Good day."'--G.K. Chesterton, The Man Who Was Thursday