Secretary (interrupting): Someone named ChiefJoeMokwa(tm) is on line 2, asking for you.
Board Member: Take a message.
Secretary: But he says it's urgent.
Board Member: Take a message!
Board member: Maybe Burke wasn't so bad after all...
(stream of Polish mutterings begin here)
Mr. B: No, wait! I have prepared text for winning of case. Get this: "Rejoice St. Louis. Beware, rest of world!"
[At this point, there was a sound of scuffling, but someone started watering the listening device and I couldn't figure out what was happening. By the time a connection was reestablished, the room was empty. But, if the bug still works and is undiscovered, I may be able to post more in the future. Until then...]