Here is a great idea for those otherwise contending teams who are plagued by 1970s telephone technology: the iBullpen App.
With the touch of one button, you can initiate secure text messaging communication with your bullpen coach to select a pitcher of your choice! You can order him to do nearly unlimited activities:
- Warm up
- Enter the game to pitch
- Enter the game to intentionally walk someone
- Hand the iPhone to somebody else
- Interpret manager's grunts into plain English
This baby is also equipped with a camera, so the manager can actually view the pitcher who is warming up to ensure accuracy. If your team is plagued by a manager who is a genius, there is a bench coach override function-- turning the manager's iBullpen into a harmless game of Angry Birds.
All for the low, low price of $19.95! Get yours today at the AppStore!
And coming soon: iHitandRun! (Pujols Gold Edition)