I'm calling in the big guns-- I contacted a PETA-hated, knives and guns guy, who personally dons a hazmat suit and and electrocutes the things. I have given explicit orders that, should all else fail, he must burn the house to the ground.
Just rent a cat for the weekend. the mice will disappear. Yummy. A black snack will do the trick as well. They are mice hunters on the outside so they don't get in.
Get the glue traps. Put a piece of chocolate or cheese in the middle. I regret we have such experience. With winter approaching, I'm warning the kids to clean up after snacks in play room downstairs.
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He's still at your house? So is mine!!! Grrrr!
SUCKA!!
I'm calling in the big guns-- I contacted a PETA-hated, knives and guns guy, who personally dons a hazmat suit and and electrocutes the things. I have given explicit orders that, should all else fail, he must burn the house to the ground.
Just rent a cat for the weekend. the mice will disappear. Yummy. A black snack will do the trick as well. They are mice hunters on the outside so they don't get in.
How about Carl from Caddyshack?
PMKD
Rally mouse??
Toonces' mouse friend?
Get the glue traps. Put a piece of chocolate or cheese in the middle. I regret we have such experience. With winter approaching, I'm warning the kids to clean up after snacks in play room downstairs.
I suggest you read the Rats of NIHM before doing anything drastic; you may be destroying the seeds of an amazing mouse civilization!
JJR
JJR
Best comment ever.
We got 1!! How 'bout you?
Not yet. New guy saw tons of poison eaten. Activity only on top floor. He says he thinks we may be near end.
Hmm. We'll see. Congrats on yours. Hope you taunted him.
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