20 February 2012

Notes from the Bowl, Vol. II: Junk Science

In this second installment of reflections on the flushing of civilization, we read of  really nifty developments in the world of junk science:


Test tube burgers could hit kitchens this year after scientists create meat with taste of quarter-pounder 

They used to just raise cattle, then slaughter them, then sell the meat.  This sounds so much better.  Current price is about $350,000/lb.  I guess that government funding is in order for that bargain price.


Animal rights activists like the idea, as it is--to them-- an "ethical" way of producing meat.  They show little concern for the slaughter of human children, but cows, hey, that's cruel!

Sex-changing treatment for kids: It's on the rise 

 Aren't there laws against child abuse? 

 Five-year-old boy lives as girl in youngest case of Gender Identity Disorder

See, he "chose" to be a boy, so the parents "had to" give in.  And the British government supports the decision.  My young girls say they are princesses.  Can we get our kingdoms, castles and courtiers now, please?

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