Between the "liberal"and the "conservative":
Liberal family values
Conservative family values
But remember, it really, really, really, really, really matters that you vote this Fall!
"You are the new recruit? All right, you are engaged."
'"I really have no experience..."
"No one has any experience of the battle of Armageddon."
"But I'm really unfit..."
"You are willing, that is enough."
"Now, really, I know of no occupation for which mere willingness is the final test."
"I do. Martyrs. I am sending you to your death. Good day."'--G.K. Chesterton, The Man Who Was Thursday