02 August 2013

Also, Stop Saying "Like"

For Meatless Friday Friday, here is a chuckle-worthy article from TakiMag: Ten Secrets to Good Conversation.  Here are the headers, fleshed out at the full article (warning: some profanity):

1. YOUR CLUELESS PARENTS ARE NOT EXCITING

2. YOUR DAD IS EVEN LESS EXCITING THAN YOUR MOM

3. DON’T ASK, “WHAT DO YOU DO?"

4. ASTROLOGY IS THE "N" WORD

5. BEER AND POLITICS DON'T MIX

6. KEEP IT LIGHT
 
7. NO TECHNOLOGY ALLOWED

8. YOU ONLY GET TWO MINUTES TO SPEAK

9. IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU

10. COME TO A CONCLUSION

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