21 April 2015

Chartreusings with The Property Brothers

Them's the Property Brothers
"My wish list: A big modern kitchen with a center island, hardwood floors, an open floor plan with a cheesy modern fireplace, a master bedroom with walk-in closet and en suite bathroom, a huge yard for my growing family of three, and located in the heart of downtown Toronto. My max budget is $750,000."

-- Annoying home buyer, on every episode

"This house is listed well under market price. Therefore, I suggest that we go in with an offer $10,000 over your max budget."

-- Hunky Drew Scott, on every episode

"This renovation can be done $5000 under your max budget, at least until I inevitably find during the renovation some problem that any kindergartner could've anticipated well ahead of time, which will necessitate a crisis decision on your part to compromise on some major element of the project, in order to come in just at your max budget."

-- Hunky Jonathan Scott, on every episode

Thanks, Em, for the inspiration. Enjoy the show! 

3 comments:

Em said...

Not to stir up controversy, but Jonathan is way hunkier than Drew. It's the plaid flannel shirts.

Discuss.

dulac90 said...

Unabashedly Catholic news and views?

thetimman said...

Everyone's a critic.