-Want an annulment, but aren't married yet?
-Don't quite like the look of your fiancée?
-Worried that new annulment procedures could waste minutes or even days until your second marriage?
-Do you want Holy Communion right now?
Worry no more! Thanks to new management, the same people who brought you 2,000 years of indissoluble marriage now have gone one better with new and improved Pre-Marital Annulments!
Free with each marriage license purchased, these Pre-Marital Annulments make sure you never have to wait for your next Church wedding.
Because love means never having to say, "I do." Well, not really, anyway.