28 December 2016

Dear Bill DeWitt: If You Ever Want Me to Stop Buying Tickets, Just Do This

I would say that nobody would fall for this, but we know that's not true.  It seems that professional sports are going to a biometrics-based scheme to "facilitate" the easy entry of fans into their venues. That's right-- you want to see Adam Wainwright pitch? Just give us your iris scan.  We'll take care of it.  

I would say I'm flabbergasted, but I knew that our future was dim when I found out Six Flags wants your fingerprints to get a season pass.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's all for the children...just like when the NFL started a massive push to normalize sodomy.

First it's the metal detectors then it's the biometrics.

Something about a certain mark comes to mind.