13 April 2009

For Church Shoppers

Great news!

If you are not sure where to attend services, in a welcoming, non-threatening, inclusive, tolerant, no-pressure atmosphere, but have given up hope, there is a place for you.

Maybe you have bowed down before a Mohammedan king.

Maybe you have ordered millions of dollars to go to promoting the murder of little babies.

Maybe you have funded grotesque involuntary medical experimentation on little babies, which results in more murders.

Maybe you are tired of clinging to your religion and guns.

Maybe you find the natural law embarrassing.

Maybe you parted with your last pastor on bad terms.

Where to turn?

The Episcopal Church welcomes you. Take communion while you're here.

P.S. No birth certificate necessary.


TGL said...

Don't be dissing Newt Gingrich!

Fenian said...

The Episcopalians have gone off the deep end. In terms of doctrine, many of them are bordering on being UCC.

thetimman said...

Happy Easter, TGL!

Anonymous said...

I thought you were going to mention something about the the local STL church who combined Easter service with Ultimate Fighting Championship which was featured in stltoday.com