28 April 2015

Closing Date on Sodom Today

Well, our country's agents are preparing to close on this once-vibrant piece of real estate.  Sure, there is the usual documentary shuffle to manage, but the 9 officers of the title company are sure to approve the deal.*  

It's move-in ready, too.  

Unfortunately, nobody read the seller's disclosure statement that the roof and basement leak.

Fire, that is.

Oh well, ignore your home inspector at your own risk...

*The surest sign of this is the utter lack of real interest in the case by marriage supporters, who understandably can read the writing on the wall.

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